Where's my Village?

Okay...so I'm an idiot....can't find my village. Yup...I'm pretty much aware at this point that I'm a big stoopid fool. Y'all know I have 2 small children. Poop is a daily event in my life, as you have read. So, what would be the most ridiculous thing I could possibly do to make my life more difficult and make my existance on the "Land of Poo" even more eventful. *Ding! Ding! Ding!* GOOD ANSWER! If your answer was pets, then you are fully aware of how insane I am! Yup! Tonight we get two 8-week old kittens!
Who needs sleep? Who needs peace? Who needs a life of their own?! "Not I" said the guy with the booger in his eye! I like to punish myself. Slavery to mundane tasks is my deal.
SO , my sister has a farm, complete with a farmyard full of animals that you would find in any chorus of "Old MacDonald". She has a cat that gave birth to 8 kittens last 4th of July. So, to celebrate their day of birth, each kitty was named after a word in a patriotic verse or song. Tonight the newest members of our family are "Liberty" and "Justice". Don't laugh...I know it's lame....

I think I'll change their names to "Death" and "Taxes"...