Doctor Speak

Well, I think my kids are both going to end up doctors. Why you ask? Well, if you heard the various conversations regarding anatomy that I typically hear, then you would concur. Like this gem, for example:

I happened to be visiting my in-laws up in Napa Valley, where they have a ranch. The kids run free out there, playing in sand, dirt, gravel, hay, foxtails... You name it, they are wearing it by the end of the day. So after dinner, it's to the shower. Because of my mother-in-law's mobility issues, they have a big shower with a hand held shower head. So, I just put my two varmints in the shower and basically, lather 'em up, and hose them down. My kids are not modest, AT ALL. So it's nothing new for them to see a "pemis" or a "magina". They don't blush and they don't care!

So, I'm drying them off and the conversation begins:

Little Sister: (pointing to brother's chest) Why are your nipples going inside?

Big Brother: Because they are nipples.

Little Sister: But mine are pointing out...SEEEEEEE!

Big Brother: Well, because you have pimples!

Little Sister: These are pimples?!?

Big Brother: Yes, they're pimples. I have nipples and you have pimples.

Little Sisiter: But look at Mom's! Hers are so big!!! What are they called?

Big Brother; BIg GI-I-IANT pimples!!! Because they REALLY stick out!!!

See, the medical community has never heard such brilliance....